Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009

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Preenbooking

In the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate...

Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.

I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.

"Ahh did you see that chick dude?!"
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!

by heytherejesse March 19, 2011

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pretend boo

a boo that has not yet/will never fulfill all the requirements of being a real boo. An understanding that two people are not friends, but not exactly "boo-thangs" either.

He was my pretend boo until he started talking to a girl that he knew that i knew.

My ex-pretend boo can listen to Best Thing I Never Had by Beyonce and think of me.

by thebestthingyouneverhad November 15, 2011

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