precautionarily

Pre-cauchun-air-ely: Verb: Ancient Catanese. Refers to the moment a customer or coworker realizes their service adviser is disabled, mentally challenged, or just plain stupid

You should wash your mom's strap on precautionarily to prevent staph infections

by spider597 May 29, 2016

preachrap

Whenever someone recites rap lyrics in a sophisticated and calm tone, all while soothing orchestral music plays in the background.

"My friend stood up on stage and preachrapped Straight Outta Compton as Chopin blasted through the speakers."

by Smurffittty September 8, 2016

Precaljaculate

Process & act of calculating just how much one will cum during sexual intercores.

the concept is simple

time since last orgasm + penis length during erection + Fuck speed...

ever pornstar knows how to Precaljaculate... It's common math

by NaughtyD0G! September 3, 2016

peecrastinate

To put off urination until another time.

Sally peecrastinated, and now she's pissed herself.

by MyOtherHandleIsBetter September 28, 2017

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

precaffeinirritable

The state between waking up and your first sip of coffee.

Don’t talk to your dad. He’s precaffeinirritable.

by Whatelsekitty February 6, 2018

preacherbox

When the preacher goes into the "box" the pulpit....

The preacher went to the preacherbox and delivered a great sermon.

by Danthemanctionary April 12, 2018