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Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.
A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!
by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021
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Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021
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pedophil

my dad rapped me at 8 yres old
my dad is a pedophil to my mom
by ILikePeopleOfAge February 23, 2022
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Pedophile

First thing that comes to mind when I hear "Steven Tyler" (nee Tallarico) is ugly, old, disgusting PEDOPHILE!
by 6996 Lover May 29, 2016
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game pedophile

n.

a term for gamers in online play that play people on a very lower level than themself to gain experience and go up levels.
Level 30 Player: i just totally pwned your n00b ass.

Level 7 player: your a game pedophile, play people your own level.
by Dave Passion July 16, 2006
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Catholic Pedophile Apologist

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.
It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.
by Children's Warrior October 20, 2008
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paedophiladelphiaphile

A slang term known amongst the pretty people as a way of describing someone who is a toucher of young aged soft cheese, not to be confused with paedodairyleaphile, which is based on a much less mature cheese.
"Oh my gosh, look at that dude in the dairy produce aisle, He's SUCH a paedophiladelphiaphile!"
by nathan & charlotte December 9, 2008
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