phantom wing syndrome

Phantom wing syndrome is when one feels as if they have wings that arent there, there are also several variations, such as phantom tail, horn, claw, hair, just about anything that you feel that isnt there, as long as it isnt clothing or jewlery, may be counted as part of the Phantom Limb Syndrome varients

I have phantom wings, tail, claws, horns, hair, even spine spikes, all part of the Phantom Limb syndrome, I personally perfer Phantom Wing syndrome and Phantom Tail syndrome.

by Chris Aka Icefyer October 29, 2006

phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.

"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"

by Gaza August 7, 2006

phantom cigarette syndrome

A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.

Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig

Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome

by MDMI June 10, 2009

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

Prannock

A cross between prat and pillock, a prannock is an idiot of epic proportions.

Jesus, Kanye West acted like a complete prannock at the VMA last week.

by boggah September 25, 2009