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Ass Pounder

1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.
2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.
1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!
2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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C.C.H. Pounder

C.C.H. (Cold Crusty Heal Pounder) - In order to capture the esscence of the ol' C.C.H., one must hang out in an unfinished basement for 2 hours. This gives the bare feet a chance to cool down, catch some must. Once fertile, the heel is prepped and ready to go. Retrieve a nude female specimine as she will now experience Jesus in the form of a heel. Begin by slowly inserting your big tow... Graceyfully slide the remainder of your foot into the vagina. Once you get heel deep you know she's ready for "heel palpatations." Rapidly shake your foot within the vagina until it's bloody. Soon she will understand...
"Mom, I'll be home at 11:00pm after I give Solomon a C.C.H. Pounder."
by Wand Holder 094 June 29, 2009
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Ball Pounder

When you pay money to go see a movie at the theater and the movie sucks so bad you would rather have your balls pounded flat with a wooden hammer than to see the movie again.
Bob: Hey! Did you see that movie with Jennifer Lopez?
Harry: Yeah, it was a ball pounder.
by Little Jimmy Proctor October 10, 2005
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pounder

Yes, this term is car business slang for large profit on a deal. However, it is more specific to the amount in thousands is equal to the "weight in pounds". Thus, if the salesperson made a $2,000 profit it would be a "2 pounder".
Dude, we were six grand back of book in that car and I only made a 2 pounder!!!
by Brian Krok July 10, 2007
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poocher pounder

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.
by Fah Q All June 25, 2004
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Ponce-nonce

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.
Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?
by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005
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