porn

The main rule of porn is:

It's not proper porn unless it's in the eye

bloke 1: It's not proper porn
bloke 1's mates in chorus: Unless it's in the eye

by snotter February 11, 2005

porning

Porning; verb

The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.

often combined with kronging

Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.

Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!

by gracemaverick January 27, 2008

porn

Best Thing wev ever came up wit

You watchin porn? no! you lying we all do it

by BluntSmokingPanda218 October 4, 2013

Porn

God's Gift to man....

Man did you see the porn we watched with Ricky last night man it was Tits GALORE!

by Gupta Gupta August 23, 2007

porn

I have accumulated a large amount of porn which I would
now like to delete from my computer,in orde to make room for more wholesome items.

by aptrptrhlln October 4, 2003

porn

Something morally wrong and sick! Should not be looked at! Should not be even thought of!

Porn sucks, close those nasty windows(if any)now!

by PornHater December 28, 2005

porn

Something that many male teenagers and adults watch while masturbating. Something that makes you super horny. Videos on the internet of people having sex. In other words... The most amazing thing ever invented!

Dude I stayed up all night jerkin to porn

Pornhub.com has the best porn ever

That chick is really Hot and she has a great body, she should be in porn

by hornyasfucksuckmydick March 20, 2014