generic salty poptart

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022

A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

by queensburykid September 12, 2022

going postal

When somebody gets really pissed and acts out in violence. They might push someone's head through a wall.

Addison is going postal and she is about to throw a punch at Timmy.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Poptarting

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptard

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

Virtual Popstar

Commonly known as 'VP' Virtual Popstar is a pixel dress up doll site with forums. The site currently has 0 development and terrible leadership. Some of the clothing is cute but overall the community is toxic.

"Do you know how Everskies came to be? Parrot hacked Virtual Popstar and then him and Tut got banned so they decided to create a new site!"

by idk hi besties May 16, 2021

Popta

1.A plump, long nippled, no armed eskimo who skinny dips in chocolate pumpkin pie particuluarly around winter time, and shits themselves profusely amongst a pile of cone wearing, pajama topped gimpy pirate geese and nomadic flatuluent rice crispy retards. Usually belonging to the Meekanomaddafoyomamma tribe of western easter Bumblequeef New Mexico.
2. A mispronounced version of the word poptart, used in substitution of the real word when so hungry that the brain cells lack the ability to function properly.
3. An exclamation used in a state close to that of terrets.
4. The word used for a big Irish kid used by the lover of the same descent.

1. Look at that Popta, his nipples are so long it makes me scream.
2. Popta!
3. Popta!!

by mothra meatwad August 14, 2007