spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

poopshot

A another person's asshole

Billy is eating someones poopshot

by Craker June 26, 2005

pOOPS!

The unexpected excretion of butt fluids, another way to say "OOPS, I POOPED!" This often times arises when the individual in question has uncontrollable flatulence.

Claude: What's that smell?

Bruno: pOOPS! Does any one got some fresh undies?

by chris fries, max fein April 23, 2007

Poompt

A pet name for a real close friend or family member.

"Hey poompt"
"Dats mah poompt"
"Wat chu doin poompt"
"Where mah poompt at"

by Da Bridge August 11, 2007

poopscoopmagoo

a poopscoopmagoo is a term used to decribe the coolest kids at school.

johnny boy: dude check out those poopscoopmagoos.
benjamin: oh i know. them fools are so tight.

by presdient filmoore. February 9, 2008

poopsidaisy

An unwanted accident of the toilet variety. Usually when one is relaxed and unaware of the chaos going on within their bowels.

John: Shit dude, i just made a poopsidaisy on your new carpet!
Dave: Damnit, not again!

by AddisonG August 23, 2009

poopsicle

A frozen Popsicle entirely made out of poop.

"Are you eating a fudgesicle
"No man, it's a poopsicle."

by Reanna & Ashley DUUUUDEEE March 27, 2010