california pines

crazy mexican dude selling land in northern california

I went to california pines to buy some land. Wow you must drive 75 miles to find a store!

Crazy norte americanos East of interstate 5

by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

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peness

A clitoris that has through a medical procedure been streched out to act as a small penis. Usually part of a sex change operation.

That guy is such a lame, bitch-ass peness.

by cellophane September 6, 2002

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2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.

Dumbass: I hate men and I cheat on ppl daily

I got 2 phones 🗣🗣🗣

by Growndarkevilpack September 2, 2023

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Android phones

Android phones are a knockoff shitty brand that are so cheap, that they are basically used as toilet paper for the homeless.

Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too

Android phones are 🗑🗑🗑

by Fortnite is for losers February 1, 2021

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