pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.

Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')

by bee ponder October 31, 2019

drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond”

by anonymous April 12, 2021

On the Pond

Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.

Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".

Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.

Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.

by BigWill88 August 12, 2022

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢

“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies

by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022