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People who WILL rule the world, and WILL become idol figures of society. Why? Because even if they are unskilled dolts, they have something you pimply-faced squibs don't have, charisma.

Charisma is the magnetic attraction that makes populars, popular. You can flaunt your overpriced cheesy college education however you like, but once the popular enters the scene, his sheer dead-sexiness will acquire him that management job, cutting the floor beneath your pasty ass. They are natural leaders, you are not.

If you can't become a popular based on your looks and desirable personality, there's always a faster and more effective way, being a bully. They'll think twice before they cross your line-of-sight again.
Hot-legged Office Secretary: Well Mr. Wong, everything seems to be in order here.

Socially Inept Geek: And may I inquire you to have a personal appointment with me at the annual Californian Astrocon Cosplay Convention? Wear spandex *wink* *wink*

Hot-legged Office Secretary: Security!

20 Minutes Later, candidate for interview #34 shows up

Ex-high school popular: Duhm, do you have an application?

Hot-legged Office Secretary: How about I invite you into a steamy 30 minute session of casual office sex?

Ex-high school popular: Life has never been so easy! Out of the way nerd!

He kicks the unconcious Socially Inept Geek aside, pushes all of the office items off the desk and closes the door
by C Tan December 28, 2005
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Podular

in the shape of a pod
The ball is podular.
by Beastie Europa March 28, 2009
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popular girls

The popular girls can be really snotty but they can also be really phony. They can act like your friends when there really not. Some of them will date several guys in a span of months. Thing is even though they are bitchy, they really are just like average people. The popular girls do such a great job of fitting in. There'll hate anything they consider "weird" or different. You think they are the picture of "normal" and boring but they have their own insecurities and things that they don't want people to know or are different about them (one of them is a lesbian now).
Popular girls make fun of people, spread rumors and tell lame blonde jokes.
by SakuraSaku October 22, 2016
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popular kids

Those mean bitches everyone "likes"
Ben: Dude are those the popular kids
Jude:Yeah I hate them
by the_exorcist May 31, 2018
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That Popular Asian

That one asian who's lucky enough to be accepted by the "popular kids." Typically very funny, nice, and attractive, and fun to be around. Usually if not fully asian, part asian along with some other race making them attractive somehow. Guys usually really like the Popular Asian for her unique look, and they're not as typical as any other girl. They also have very nice bodies, and personalities.

fine sexy hot unique exotic popular
Boy 1: Yo, who's that girl. She's hot.
Boy 2: Oh, that's Ling Ling, she's "that popular asian."
Boy 1: She's fine.
Boy 2: I know, Josh, Richie, and Nick think so too.
by mewmewpark January 23, 2011
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Popular

Midna is the most popular girl/imp I know. Her IMDB page went up over 160% this week!
by Pweegue August 11, 2009
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by raithen February 1, 2010
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