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pokamoshas

young teenagers who wear baggy jeans and attempt to be alternative by wearing black clothing - as in a mosha but are very young, hence the poka section of the word based upon the pokmon cartoon.
all of those kids who hang out at the skate park.
by jenny barratt November 9, 2004
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Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.
Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.
by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016
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pokemon

Pokemon is a fun and cool show.
The games are great and the graphics and fantastic.

The TCG is a game where you play your pokemon cards and trade them to other people and the designs of the cards are like wow.

The show is a bit startling because it is a bit kiddy and the emotional parts are like: please spare my darling sneasel so we can get on with our life and marry! O_O

The merchandise is like the trading card game, awsome and cool.
Apart from the show every thing is Awesome!
RED and BLue: Not good enough but the original game~the ones who started it.2 stars

Yellow: Better but still not good enough 2stars

Gold and silver: Much improved but when can we choose a girl?2stars

Crystal:Much MUch more improved and can choose a girl now and animated pokemon Sprites,Cool! 3 stars

Ruby and saphire :Very Much improved and with contests but what happened to the animated sprites in Crystal? 2 stars

Emerald : Yay animated sprites! and battle frontier too, 5 stars!

Diamond and Pearl: like above but without battle frontier but better graphics ,wi-fi and better contests!But it does kinda suck... 4 stars!
by Beaconetric September 25, 2007
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Pokemon

A show with the slogan "Gotta Catch 'Em All" which is obviously talking about STDs.
by JakeMeister69 March 1, 2009
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pokenoob

A person who sucks/isn't that good at Pokemon. Generally a person who doesn't know how to make strategic moves or progress in a Pokemon game.
N00bz0r: H3y 1 1yk3 t0tt41y b34t a c4t3rp1e!! 1 ar3 s0 1337!!21!1, now how do I save?
P0wnz0r: Rofl you Pokenoob.

(btw this really happened, well the asking to save part)
by Alex Aiken (happyskills) June 26, 2007
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PokemonOnMETH

Pokemon under the influence of team rocket.Team rocket always tries to catch pikachu. So they gave him meth making pikachu all fucked and high.
"Hey eve want some meth?"
"No thanks i dont want to be like fucked up pikachu over there .fucking PokemonOnMeth"
by heler January 17, 2007
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pokemon kid

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.
John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.
by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008
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