Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Plank Celebrity

The smallest celebrity that can be imagined by the human mind. Based on scientific terms such as "Plank Length" and "Plank Time" for smallest units for length and time respectively

"Tik-Tok is like an ocean of Plank Celebrity"

by Chemical potato December 6, 2025

Planking

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.

check out that letterbox bro, prime planking

by plankingbouss September 25, 2011

planking

Planking is a thing that you either get it or you don't. And I don't.

People need to stop planking

by don'tmesswiththeclouds December 6, 2018

Planks

A combination of the words “please” and “thanks”. Used (non)specifically when under the influence of marijuana.

Defined as the correct word to both:

- Show gratitude and thanks conjointly towards a person, place, or thing.

- Save the time and effort of sending multiple messages in a row.

Sally: “Do you need a ride to class tomorrow?”
Josh: “Yes planks!”

by skyadsncehy March 30, 2022

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011