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Privilege

idk what to put bc privilege.
by owofuji January 27, 2021
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non-white privilege

(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.
One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.
by Kulushi November 20, 2014
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Privileged Penis Cracker

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.
"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."
by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019
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skinny privilege

The condition where someone can eat as much as humanly possible and not exercise and still end up having the nicest figure. They tend to complain about about how they lose weight after eating too much and post too many beach pics.
"Did you see Ava's bikini post? I never seen her work out and she has a six pack!"

"Ugh, no. She was just blessed with skinny privilege."
by bigdyafavb May 22, 2020
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Pretty Privilege

him grtting away with blackface is pretty privilege
by itzrainingham June 22, 2021
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glass cage of privilege

The figurative cage that members of a privileged class cannot escape, e.g. being white or male. Enclosed within the cage is all the inherent bonuses one receives due to his or her membership of that group.
"It's tough being aware of my own glass cage of privilege while not being able to do anything significant about it."
by lmnox November 5, 2013
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