This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
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Get the Weedy Ass Persian mug.A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
Get the Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) mug.A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.
John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
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A Langauge spoken in West- South- and Central-Asia
A Langauge spoken in West- South- and Central-Asia
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