peezys_girl

The most beautiful girl found on livejournal. Sweet, kind and generous. Also very intelligent, thus making her prone to being trolled by the likes of the homosexual jameth and his band of followers.

peezys_girl is a wonderful human being

by pwned December 17, 2004

peenzninz

The penish word for penin.

My god Sally is being a peenzninz

by The Great Peenin August 10, 2004

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Peezle

(Verb) To assemble a jigsaw puzzle.

Danny likes to peezle on the dining room table.

by jonnykarisma February 16, 2017

Pretzel Theory

Developed in response to Fish Hook Theory. An incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre's need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.

See also, Fish Hook Theory and Horseshoe Theory

Pretzel Theory is delicious.

by LozzaMov December 8, 2017

peetsa

This is how "pizza" should be spelled, it makes so much sense when you sound it out too!

Me: I could really use a pizza right now
My Friend: Don't you mean peetsa?
Me: Wow you're right I do mean peetsa, dang autocorrect

by eatsapeetsa July 9, 2019

hot pretzel

When 2 homosexual men are rubbing their dicks together so much that they become hot and twisted up like a pretzel.

Bob & Tom were stuck together like a hot pretzel after some vigorous love making.

by pw1gator November 6, 2014