jean peen

when jeans are worn, often the zipper part sticks out. this is called a jean peen or jean penis

person 1: so do you like my new jeans?
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.

by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

peeness

needing to go pee

used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}

by Rachel December 11, 2003

peeing

Term used when friends are laughing obnoxiously loud; or when something is very funny. Almost as if they are about to pee their pants, but not actually urinating.

person 1: "LOOK AT THE THOUSAND CLIPS IN THAT GIRLS HAIR."
person 2: "IM PEEING. IM PEEEEEING. IM PEEEEING."

by ckkay December 15, 2010

Lady Peen

Another way to refer to the clitoris.

Wow, are you sure that dog is a girl? Did you see the size of her lady peen?

by LeighMunchabunch December 4, 2019

peeing in the soup

To really screw something up royally. To fuck something up totally. To make a complete shambles of some situation. In short, to screw the pooch.

Bob got caught peeing in the soup. His wife caught him fucking his secretary. She will divorce him and take every dime he ever had.

by jpeterman12 November 30, 2006

peenburger

a loser of a person (noun)

Hirsch is such a peenburger.

by acoustic sean May 9, 2008

pedonecrophiliaphagism

the act of loving to eat dead babies

you don't need one, just use your imagination

by Jolt November 20, 2003