yonkey patoed

when you are a sick fuck, you shove your fingers in your boyfriends ass and what the hell? he likes it!

yeha i yonkey patoed sean last night, i swear my fingers are gonna swell soon!

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

Patooter

A computer, especially a laptop.

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.

by MSpike September 15, 2011

Patoot

A petite toot

Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."

by oneing April 8, 2017

Pathos

My mom says I look good in leather.

Also, belongs in fyad

So I told my mom something I shouldn't have. Now pathos.

by htp March 12, 2003

paton

n. 'Yer maw'

Your paton was good last night!

by haanz November 17, 2003

panos

A person who appreciates a petite man with a penchant for the domanatrix lifestyle. Looks great in budgie smugglers licking a paddle pop.

Beware, dog collars can be hazardous when worn for long periods of time. Panos found out the hard way.

by Mistress Donna July 11, 2008

patas

fatass

hey patas! how’s it goin?

by toplesswitdatec August 18, 2019