pastor

tasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito

I'd like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. And a margarita.

by chololess September 23, 2010

Pastorbating

The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.

Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating

by wndycty for Frenchiecat April 25, 2008

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

Pastor Maldonado

the most underrated f1 driver ever

pastor maldonado is jesus

by adbhsdhbhdv March 20, 2021

pasta la vista

What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.

"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."

"Pasta la vista!"

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

who fucked the pastor?

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.

Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet

by NotASigmaLesbian December 30, 2021