contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Parker Addis

Someone who runs around a room full of guys naked

Hey you guys this guy went Parker Addis on us last night

by Overlord Wes November 19, 2014

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

Chase Parker

These people have EXTREMELY small penises

chase Parker you pp is very small idk why just ask your mom and ask her why is it so small

by igototrentonschools July 23, 2020

Parker Copeland

A snack

I’m a Parker copeland

by Mommasboi69 October 9, 2019

William Parker

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.

"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"

by Captain Quango June 14, 2012

Addison parker

Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it

Addison parker the spider man

by Addi the baddi September 1, 2022