fudge packer

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".

Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

by Me Is Who I Are May 9, 2020

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008

Packers Suck

The Green Bay Packers professional football team is an abomination of human endeavor that has sucked, sucks presently, and will continue to suck for all eternity.

9-10-2006: Chicago Bears 26, Green Bay Packers 0. Packers suck.
12-25-2005: Chicago Bears 24, Green Bay Packers 17. Packers suck.
12-4-2005: Chicago Bears 19, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
12-7-1980: Chicago Bears 61, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
et cetera, et cetera...

by Brandon P October 6, 2006

Parkerphrasing

The technique of taking a definition and taking the least amount of words possible to make a short but still understandable definition.

Ex- He went over to the red smoking barn to go grab a soda.

Parkerphrasing - He went barn grab soda.

by Derpy Derp Derpy Derp May 15, 2014

Parker

A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.

Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*

by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021

Lp Parker

A Young Emcee from Regina Saskatchewan. Younger Brother of Derek Parker, both members of the Superfriends. Known for his street cred around the Queen City's Northside

fuck that I aint fighting Lp Parker. funny songs, but mean guy

by Jenn French April 11, 2005

John Parker Wilson

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.

"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer

by Two Drink Minimum July 9, 2009