Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.
Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
by Anonymous August 07, 2003
Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
by Sam Panama February 01, 2011
Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.
by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004
A racial slur for an Italian. Known as wop.
It is also refered as 'working on pavement'.
With out papers refers to the Italian immigrints who had no papers to show their identification.
It is also refered as 'working on pavement'.
With out papers refers to the Italian immigrints who had no papers to show their identification.
by J $ Cee May 10, 2006
Describes a person who equivocates due to a lack of courage or conviction; they are ambiguous or unclear in stating their position.
I heard this slang from my grandmother in East Grand Forks, Minnesota during the 70's.
I heard this slang from my grandmother in East Grand Forks, Minnesota during the 70's.
by Bob Sundin August 16, 2006
Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder November 01, 2015