punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008

take a punt

Take a gamble

Take a punt....Take a chance if you want to risk it...like betting on a horse or similar

by Bodenmummy March 2, 2022

punt

kicking a object mostly used in foot ball

yo i punted so many babies yesterday. my best punt was from the top of the cn tower to home plate of the rogers center.

by baby punter 123 June 13, 2017

puntness

The state or quality of being a Puntite (someone who hails from Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn)

their puntness was on point

by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023