ninja problems

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

by lots of love February 22, 2008

Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.

Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"

by Gracie37 August 12, 2017

User Interface Problem

A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.

"The client was likely locked out of their system due to a User Interface Problem".

by Nife 3033 January 17, 2009

Filthy Rich Problems

Problems that are one step past first world problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...

by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019

Meta-macro problem

The most difficult problem in engineering.

Involves converting an image into pure currency.

The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.

Image-currency problem.

The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.

by metawave September 15, 2019

The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.

Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .

by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016