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Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.
"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"
by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017
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picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.
"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"
by ryan boyd November 24, 2007
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cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"
Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!
by Babylegs486 June 30, 2011
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Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.
*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.
by PhenoDC January 29, 2019
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Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.
* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.
by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019
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picklerini

Stemmed from the word bickle, then derived from pickle, is used as a common pet/nick name. Also considered a term of endearment. This name is used to describe one of the coolest, most badest, bitches on the planet. Don't underestimate this person's sheer awesomeness.
That person is the picklerini of the party.
by foofs magee April 20, 2008
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parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'
"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"
by YellowStoned November 26, 2016
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