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Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.
'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'
by AEBHCC May 10, 2009
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Pestering

To bother persistently with petty annoyances
Stop pestering me
by Stellition June 7, 2014
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Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo
Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed
by Jack Derek December 4, 2010
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Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.
popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"
by hartattack January 18, 2006
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peter phile

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school
by sticky October 23, 2003
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Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.
by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009
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The Peter Allen Method

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.
Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method
by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010
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