Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

by Nobleperson August 22, 2019

Pestilence

When anyone is in a bad mood, or is just a straight up asshole all the time.

Carl: "Hey Fuck You Man!"
Kevin: "Bro, What The Hell, Quit Being Such Pestilence Right Now"

by Von Stroheim November 23, 2019

Pesticle

An annoying pest that has many attributes of a testicle

Damo needs to do a handstand to type on his computer. Damn pesticle strikes again!

by No day is leg day January 28, 2020

Pesto

(Adjective) - A gluton

Alternative definition ( Adjective) Annoying
Alternative definition ( Adjective) Playful

Hey dude you're really pesto right now.

by Carlos Reborn May 12, 2020

Pestiicides

A page on Instagram whose owner is a notorious pedophile. Police are taught to always keep an eye out for him as he is a well known sex offender.

Hey did you see pestiicides new post?
Yeah, looks like he needs to be brought in again. I can’t believe he said he’s attracted to kids.

by C🅰️$H June 14, 2020

pestigon

A weird person with a FAT head, and a BAD, UGLY attitude, everyone thinks there weird

“Look at that pestigon”
“Ew ikr”

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Pestistent

A person who is an absolute pest, but is very persistent about it.

"Holy sh*t she is pestistent."

by Sille Geoff. September 23, 2020