unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it

OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this

by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004

under perverts

perverts that are younger than you

“omg this third grader asked me for pictures!”
“UGH! under perverts!”

by zurich21364 June 24, 2018

you pervert

some one who is perverted
aka you, or him, she, or the duck in your window.

man:hey want to play pick up 69 sticks?

woman: you pervert!

by lillymoonstar November 3, 2013

Pervert

An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.

Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

perving

awkwardly straddling the line between being flirty and being creepy

she was really perving it to him last night.

being just flirty enough to make someone comfortable, and then whipping out a little creep to keep them on their toes. if they're a perv too, it'll work out. if not, it was never meant to be.

by jessie martinson July 5, 2005

pervisexual

when someone is so pervish, you have to give them a label. once used on an episode of "Lie To Me" when they brought in a woman with a mulitple personality disorder was describing one of her "clients" (she was a hooker)

OMG that dude just asked me to take off my clothes and lay on the floor, he is so pervisexual

by I<3Drewwww December 28, 2009

Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010