pacifist

Food. Often herbivores, pacifists occupy the lowest position on the food chain.

"Johnny found pacifists to be a good source of protein, but quite messy to eat in public."

by Mr Ned September 28, 2005

pacifist

a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person.

He is scared of fighting therefore he must be a pacifist.

by prof giff June 16, 2010

pacifist

A person, usually of insignificant stature, who rambles on and on about peace, but will constantly consider ruthlessly murdering their peers. They may also be alcoholic.

Ted Kennedy is a pacifist, while also being a drunkard, and alleged wife-beater.

by Desertfox March 25, 2005

pacifist

sombody like me who duznt understand why evryone duznt just shut the hell up and enjoi life without going on at each other all the time

bloke 1. im gonna smack you up bitch
bloke 2. bring it on ass hole
start fighting
me. why dont you dooshbags just shut up and lay on the grass and breath deep...

by englandsucks May 30, 2004

Chocolate Pacifier

While having sex with a girl doggie style, you put your thumb into her asshole then quickly pull it out and insert it into her mouth. (Just like when a baby sucks it's thumb)

I gave my girlfriend a "Chocolate Pacifier" for Easter.

I caught my neighbor trying to sneakily give his wife a chocolate pacifier.

by macbb23 December 12, 2010

Pacifist

an excuse for a gay boy still "in the closet" not to commit acts of violence, usually because he knows that he would lose the fight. Also known as a pussy.

Bob: "ow, stop punching me!"
Joe: "no, just hit me back."
Bob: "i can't, i'm a pacifist."

by ozzyphobic August 7, 2009

pacifisting

When a pacifist slowly but successfully convinces a formerly narrow-minded warmonger to share their pacifist beliefs.

Anthony used to be so violent, but now he's selling his guns and protesting the war. It must have been all of Torrie's patient pacifisting.

by belette March 23, 2011