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Otter Lake steak

We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.
by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021
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Otter pop

When the males cum freezes in a icicles formation.
Hey babe! Wassup you know it’s pretty hot out can I get an otter pop? Yea sure. Ugh ugh ugh
by Hehe1254 January 30, 2021
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O U otter B kidding me

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021
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Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
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hairy otter

A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
by *blink blink* April 4, 2021
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Otter's bottom

When the inside of ones mouth feels dry and manky
Woahh dude all that beer and kebabs last night gave me a mouth like an otter's bottom!
by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012
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sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
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by boobs2012 January 2, 2012
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