polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

One eyed tuna

When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.

I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"

by Love punch April 19, 2018

one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

by BlueJockeys April 16, 2016

one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021