“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
“Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
“Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
by TheRedAngel September 01, 2019
While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.
God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.
I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.
I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.
by 95camry4life January 22, 2013
the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.
by TT01Fanatic January 31, 2011
A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.
A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
by lodre December 23, 2012
Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.
Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
by Experiences44 April 06, 2023
When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"
customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
by politicallyuncompromising November 11, 2010
a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.
by mythical mushroom October 18, 2023