seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.
Seth janke is also a goof
by lil boat... April 25, 2018
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Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.
-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"
by Mrs. Hustler May 04, 2010
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jank

Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.
Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!

My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.

Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017
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jank

You can't say jank. No you really can't. It's a really bad word for th- that like Irish people use for like darker people. No no no, for real. Like if if someone in uhhh someone in ireland back in the day was like a little darker like just a tan they would call them a jank like as a joke.
"Jank is a great word dude" - Matt Watson from supermega
by supermegay July 04, 2021
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Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.
"I can't believe you Janked last night!"
by AutoHCF February 19, 2022
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Jank

plural: janx

definition: male version of treesh, some boy who acts brand new, hoes around and treats you like shiit
Her: You heard what Manuel did at the party?

Me: Yeah he and his boys are janx

Marisa: Ooo who is the new boy?

George: Yeah but he a jank
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Jank

To finesse or to be finessed
"Damn that dude tried to jank me"
by Imtheshxt July 05, 2021
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