When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 29, 2014
Get the Granny's Candymug. by Doitbetter September 24, 2016
Get the grannie stylemug. a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
Get the Granny Milkshakemug. by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019
Get the Granny Dickmug. An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.
Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.
by jrsch June 26, 2018
Get the granny rantmug. by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
Get the Granny's Muffmug. Having sex with an older woman.
by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019
Get the Getting Grannymug.