Someone who goes to beer fests, beer-bar openings, and other craft beer promoting events, and spends the night drinking bud light or blue moon. Basically wants to seem cool by attending said events, but probably couldn't tell you what a Saison is or name a stout other than Guinness. Similar to a "Pink Hat" but craft beer related.
At the latest beer festival, featuring 1,000 brews from 200 awesome craft brewers:
Guy 1: Hey man, you see that dude over there getting his third sample of the summer wheat? They have an Aged Imperial IPA for chrissakes!
Guy 2: What a pink tap. He's the reason these things are overcrowded.
Guy 1: Hey man, you see that dude over there getting his third sample of the summer wheat? They have an Aged Imperial IPA for chrissakes!
Guy 2: What a pink tap. He's the reason these things are overcrowded.
by markied85 July 26, 2012

by Giiiiiiirl March 19, 2010

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.
Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
by MZ! January 8, 2009

by Angry Stockholder August 21, 2019

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
by soepicchill July 19, 2023

by chin49 December 29, 2015

A medical procedure which involves tapping the spinal cord (similar to tapping a keg) to remove infected cerebro-spinal fluid.
by Phil316 August 20, 2005
