by Weerrpp November 10, 2022

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...
Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.
Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.
by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura
Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor
by gloglo July 24, 2022

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021
