One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015