floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.

"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura

Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor

by gloglo July 24, 2022

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.

Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.

by DocDFA August 19, 2016

Floor beer

An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021