by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

In a bad way. Totally disorganised, all over the place. Can mean hungover or just plain sick. Can mean a combination of mental disorder and physical damage. Like in bits, banjaxed, in a jocker, in a heap.
She drank the full bottle, took all the pills and was too wasted to slit her wrists properly. She's in rag order today.
by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

Piece of material used to wipe up post coitus love juices or post masturbation semen or wetness. Can be a sock, handkerchief, shirt, pant leg, wash cloth, towel, etc. Also referred to as a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag and Grandma's Tea Towel.
After Donald busted his nut all over Tonya's chin, she wiped up her chincicles with her panties she was using as a Dap Rag,
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

by Evil Jeeniys Kittie November 16, 2007

by snaptacular February 19, 2008

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
