daggon ole smooth

a descriptive phrase indicative of approval or high level of skill

That was a daggon ole smooth loogie, man.

by themudnutter November 25, 2003

Bacon Wrap Ole

Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.

Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.

by The Hairy Pickle October 10, 2005

the good ole switcharoo

When a man switchs the position of his wang and jewels

he pulled the good ole switcharoo on me!! now im blinded

by Jimtrie Aquarious April 3, 2008

azz ole

A funny and less insulting way of calling somebody an "asshole". Pronounced as spelled: Azz-Ole, try saying hole with the h to get the proper sound..

C - "You loadin a bowl azz ole?"
M - "Yeh a rim rocker azz ole!"

by str8 from az August 11, 2009

Good Ole Tom

When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.

-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?

by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008

big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.

Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.

by t i n o December 11, 2017

the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.

by talllankyjew December 15, 2017