Objectophile

An Ohio State Senator who has developed strong emotional, romantic, and sexual bonds with inanimate objects like sofas, loveseats, throw pillows, etc. While Objectophilia has not been classified as a mental illness, it is a sexual deviancy that goes against God.

That JD Vance guy is a objectophile weirdo who likes to fuck couches

by Childless Cat Lady August 1, 2024

objectfag

A word for BFDI fanboys. These type of people are usually immature and they will bitch about you non-stop if you say something negative about BFDI.

BFDI Fanboy: (says that "BFDI IS THE BEST")
Person 2: "objectfag"
BFDI Fanboy: "HOW DARE YOU HATE BFDI. THAT'S IT. YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER. GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by caughtin8k February 11, 2024

objectsexual

Someone who is infatuated with an object/personal item.

During the interview, the psychologist encountered a case study of an objectsexual individual who expressed romantic attraction and emotional connection solely to inanimate objects.

by XTCumsock96 April 21, 2024

Objectified

1. A webcomic inspired by object shows.

2. To treat as an object

1. "Oh dang the new Objectified comic page came out!!"
2. "That woman said she was objectified by a man."

by M a x b o i . . . April 27, 2024

Objectivity Demarcation Problem

The core challenge in science and philosophy: how to distinguish an objective claim (true independent of observers) from a subjective one (dependent on a point of view). Since all observation is theory-laden and filtered through human senses and instruments, pure objectivity might be an impossible ideal. The "problem" is that every method we create to ensure objectivity (double-blind trials, peer review) is itself a socially constructed process. We demarcate the objective as that which survives these constructed filters, but the line is always provisional.

Example: "Two scientists saw the same data curve. One called it random noise; the other, a significant signal. The Objectivity Demarcation Problem is that their prior beliefs—their subjective 'priors'—dictated where they drew the line. Their argument wasn't about the data, but about where to place the demarcation between objective pattern and subjective illusion. Even statistics, our tool for objectivity, requires a subjective choice: the p-value threshold."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Objectivity Bias

The mistaken belief that a truly "objective" perspective is possible or necessary for valid knowledge, used to dismiss viewpoints that are explicitly situated, personal, or experiential. It ignores that all observation is theory-laden and all knowers have a position. This bias falsely equates impartiality with truth, often to delegitimize marginalized voices whose "objectivity" has been historically denied by the very systems they critique.

Example: Dismissing a Indigenous community's knowledge about local ecosystem changes because it's "anecdotal" and "not objective science," while privileging sparse satellite data, commits Objectivity Bias. It rejects a deep, situated observational history in favor of a distant, "neutral" measurement that may miss crucial, on-the-ground nuances.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Objectivity Bias

A cognitive bias where a person believes their own views constitute objective reality, unbiased facts, and neutral truth—while dismissing anyone who disagrees as biased, delusional, psychotic, or schizophrenic. Unlike confirmation bias (seeking evidence that confirms existing beliefs), objectivity bias is meta-cognitive: it's not just about what you believe, but about how you evaluate your own believing. The objectivity-bias sufferer doesn't think they have a perspective; they think they have the perspective. Everyone else is distorted by ideology, emotion, or mental illness. This bias is epidemic in the 2020s, where political discourse has become a hall of mirrors: each side sees itself as clear-eyed realists and the other as brainwashed cult members. Objectivity bias makes dialogue impossible because it pathologizes disagreement—if you're not seeing reality, you must be crazy, not just different.

Example: "He couldn't understand how anyone could disagree with his political views. It wasn't that they had different values or information; they were simply 'brainwashed,' 'delusional,' 'living in an alternate reality.' Objectivity bias had convinced him that his perspective was not a perspective but reality itself. Everyone else was biased; he was just correct. The irony was invisible to him, which is how objectivity bias works."

by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026