Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls

‘You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓

by Daster123 April 4, 2022

simp

Dinesh Thavarajaha.

Guy 1: Hey do you know Dinesh Thavarajaha?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he that simp

by paggamonster October 19, 2020

Simp

(noun) A hopeless romantic; a doormat
(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you

n: What a simp!
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.

by sanchopancho02 January 29, 2021

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Bro he is a real simp

by Sounder September 21, 2022

Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp”

Bob: “Where are your parents?”

by cryena August 6, 2020

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020

Simp

Joel

Joel is a simp for audrey

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020