Tomorrow's Nobodies

quite possibly the funniest website ever created. full of black jokes and bad inuendos.

white kid-"im colored"
black guy walks up n slaps the white kid
black guy-"stupid ass honky"

Tomorrow's Nobodies kick ass

by schmiggittybop July 31, 2008

Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 3, 2022

choc nosed

To rub your Ass hole on someones nose...could also incorporate a fart in the face

What a drunk idiot..Give him a choc nose when he passes out.

by sj January 12, 2004

regular nobody

A population which is always the majority. Nothing special, not famous, not rich, not wealthy, not powerful, not a big shot, not a celebrity, not the president, never the leader but always a follower. Just a person that would believe anything they're told and accept the shittier jobs so the government can stay well above and beyond while your just a regular nothing worthless nobody piece of shit continuing to keep getting fucked by the upper 1%.

Most people (at least 99 percent of the population). People no one ever heard of or will ever hear of. Not a celebrity or anywhere near the center of attention, but someone who could barely get on the news if they shot themselves in the head in the middle of Times Square as a suicide just for recognition that he's worth anything at all. my father David is a regular nobody because no one whos big knows him and no one gives a fuck about him or anything about him.

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

by Off with her head! October 3, 2016

nobody cares

only applicable when someone disagrees with you

a: someone is generally obnoxious.
b: nobody cares, a.

by sirbinarios November 11, 2017

Nobody Moved

Gayer sassier way of saying nobodys bothered

Fat Girl: Did you i got my 3rd kfc this week and it’s only Thursday

Boy: *silence*

Girl 2: *silence

Boy 2: *silence*

Gayboy: Nobody Moved

by Tbennett July 14, 2022