by The man formerly known as Bass March 27, 2022
Get the Blue Balledmug. When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017
Get the Sexting blue Balls (SBB)mug. by slagxoxoxo April 11, 2022
Get the Nancie blue ballsmug. Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020
Get the Blue Ballsmug. by demiantmb December 30, 2021
Get the Blue Ballsmug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
Get the Blue balls 2.0mug.