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White People Problems

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.

b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.

FML. Struggling today.

= White people problems
by Emster73 December 13, 2012
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Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.
Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"
by Gracie37 August 12, 2017
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trolley problem solver

Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.
That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.
by marsh11 May 17, 2023
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Problem loading page

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!
by NHRHS2010 December 9, 2011
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Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.
Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .
by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016
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Meta-macro problem

The most difficult problem in engineering.

Involves converting an image into pure currency.

The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.
Image-currency problem.

The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.
by metawave September 15, 2019
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When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020
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