nice try

what you say to something far fetched that only an idiot would belive

Jacob- I am currently a professional tennis player and has 3 supermodel girlfriends.

Eunice- Umm... Nice Try! Do you take me for a fool?

by emekablue July 8, 2009

nice haircut

A lie.

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."

by PhucYieu March 30, 2011

Nice ass

Object that will bounce on your cock untill you cum like crazy
Make sure you slap it hard a couple times before you fuck it

Girl: oh yes! Fuck my ass!
Guy: it's such a nice ass and I'm gonna cum all over it!

by Rhugfuvji March 28, 2013

Hey, Nice Penis!

A compliment given from one straight guy to another.

Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.

example 1-
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*

example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*

by WippyJ October 26, 2011

nice guys finish last

Like any other stereotype, only sometimes true. Being nice isn't a bad thing, but being TOO nice is. When you're overly nice and sympathetic, you make it easy for people to walk all over you and use you. You might go out of your way just to avoid hurting people's feelings, even if what you were about to do or say didn't really have the potential to hurt. If you apply these traits to a guy interested in a girl, chances are she might not even take him seriously.

Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.

The nice guy is not manipulative, instead he just has no idea how dating and the world works. If he were manipulative and trying to take advantage of her, he should be called the "manipulatively nice guy" or something like that.

If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016

nice guy syndrome

A nice guy is an informal term for an often young adult male who portrays himself with characteristics such as being gentle, compassionate, sensitive and vulnerable.The term is used both positively and negatively. When used positively, and particularly when used as a preference or description by someone else, it is intended to imply a male who puts the needs of others before his own, avoids confrontations, does favors, gives emotional support, tries to stay out of trouble, and generally acts nicely towards others. In the context of a relationship, it may also refer to traits of honesty, loyalty, romanticism, courtesy, and respect. When used negatively, a nice guy implies a male who is unassertive, does not express his true feelings and, in the context of dating in which the term is often used, dishonestly uses acts of ostensible friendship and basic social etiquette with the unstated aim of progressing to a romantic or sexual relationship.

nice guy syndrome: in the early 90s I had a crisis. I was about two years into my second marriage. I thought I had found the woman of my dreams. Yet I was frequently frustrated and resentful toward the woman I loved.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Please do be quiet you tosser.

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

by Jamachine October 22, 2006