by poopledee January 13, 2018
Get the newton unitmug. 
Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Cam Newtonmug. by Jacks ass August 11, 2009
Get the Newtonmug. The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
Get the Newton's Turdmug. The cutest boy ever. He has such an adorable smile and in general the most gentle boy ever. I love him so much and he's so perfect even though he doubts himself like crazy. (which he shouldn't)
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
by aleenana March 11, 2024
Get the Newtonmug. When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
Get the Newton sexmug.