nerve

1) The audacity to get on my case.
2) A sensitive point or soft spot.

1) That pip-squeak had the nerve to get right up into my grill.
2) Ouch...that sarcastic comment hit every nerve in my body.

by dfmurban September 17, 2013

Nevergonnagetlaidingytis

A terminal medical condition that happens when a person accomplished one or more of the following.

1) Doesn't step out of their basement for a week

2) Is a virgin by age 40.

3) Reached level 85 on WoW before kissing a woman

The affliction is easily obtainable by other means, and there's no known cure other than hookers.

Man, I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I think I'm coming down with Nevergonnagetlaidingytis.

by Homonopoly champ April 29, 2011

nevermo

short version of "never-Mormon"
A person that has never been a Mormon.

i.e. Never accepted the beliefs of this branch of the Latter Day Saint movement of Restorationist Christianity.
Related:See exmo

Chuck: My best friend is having a temple wedding. Will I...?
Bob (interrupting): As a nevermo, you will not be allowed to attend your best friend's temple wedding.

by pedantplatypus June 24, 2014

Never gonna give you up

A promise to never leave anybody behind.

"Never gonna give you up"

-Rick Astley

by Cool ore April 14, 2022

happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial

Happily ever after? More like happily never after!

by dhdu hf June 27, 2014

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

Never nude

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.

Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.

by SaV January 8, 2005