Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.

dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.

by Alymma August 13, 2008

We Be Needin Some Ghostbusters

When one smokes a shit load of weed and the room fills up with white whispery smoke giving the illusion of ghosts being in the room; a.e. we be needin some ghostbusters.

Two stoners smoked weed for 6 straight hours. When the entire room had filled with smoke, Billy said "We be needin some ghostbusters."

by Masta of the Flame September 15, 2009

we need

Used to denote that the speaker wants someone to do something, but has no plans whatsoever to do it themselves. Commonly followed by the speaker taking credit for whatever they had someone else do.

1.We need to take the trash out. 2.We need to do the dishes. 3.We need to mow the lawn.

by DARKJESTER January 4, 2005

he needs some milk

An internet meme originating from a video about a man high and going into shock when given water and it being suggested to give him milk.

Oh he just go shot!
He needs some milk.

by 0000Ron0000 October 8, 2016

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

I need sex

Something you say to hint to someone that you want to fuck them

Girl : "I need sex."
Boy : "Go get some"
Girl : "No I only want it from you."

by Dont you wanna know 12 January 13, 2011

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005