nasat

satans brother. kinda chill ong

nasat gives me a raging boner. not because hes hot but because hes magic

by whzha doin May 28, 2019

neamat

really nice friends but sorta fake their depression

'where is neamat?'

'probably listening to juice wrld.'

by dxpressionxxx._juicewrld December 8, 2019

Nasal sex

when you shove your balls up someones nose and jizz in their eyes

So i went to the bar and had Nasal sex with a nigward and that shit was fire

by #dickliquor March 31, 2020

Nasa

Nobody asked. Somebody answered.

An abbreviation like lol or lmao

Billy:I laid mad pipe yesterday
Johnson: Nasa

by Procrafter December 21, 2020

NASA Wi-fi

NASA Wi-fi is when your ping is literally in the negatives

"Bro I Have NASA Wi-Fi Right Now"

by myfartsscarekids September 26, 2021

Pull a NASA

To hold a vote for something and then reject an unwanted result in favor of one of your choosing. Named for an incident in which NASA held an online poll to name their new space module. Stephen Colbert won, but NASA has decided against naming their module the "Colbert."

Alice: "Did you see Time's 'Person of the Year' poll? Moot is number one right now."
Bob: "You know they're just going to pull a NASA and ignore him, right?"

by ann_on_a_mouse March 31, 2009

Pull a NASA

when a person either considers wearing or decides to wear a diaper, or shove toilet paper between their butt cheeks in order to be able to travel from their current location to their desired destination while in the state of having severe, explosive diarrhea.

"Oh my God, dude, we gotta pull over."

"What for, we just got on the interstate?"

"That Chinese food we just ate is going right through me."

"No, man. We have to get to Orlando by midnight...I'll stop at the next gas station and you can pull a NASA."

by Dobber Guinn May 22, 2009